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   I am quite annoyed. As many of you know this is often the case but this time I have a particulary good reason to be irratated. Come this Sunday, I will be going on a 10 hour car trip to Queensland. I am going to hate every minute of it. And then in about 2 weeks after that I have to have the same thing, but in reverse. It also doesn't help that I will be in the back seat with two brothers who will kill each other before we even get there (which may actually prevent a lot of whining). And then for the first couple of days while we're up there we're just going to be visiting relatives. Nothing even remotely fun.

   The worst part is that I'm going to be going to the Gold Coast a lot. Ok that doesn't sound bad but think about it. The Gold Coast has a similar population to Newcastle, except it has lots of good beaches and a couple of hundred theme parks. It's a tourist magnet (which yes technically I am, but I was born there so I am entitled to hate those guys) which means it will be full of horrendous gift shops. I want to get good things while I'm away not a t-shirt that says "I'm With Stupid". Maybe a nice black button shirt or something like that. Or maybe get some good blue shirts. I've been thinking of getting some for a while now because the one I have is far to big and baggy and is a horrendous shade of blue.

   Oh and on top of all that I have to make summaries for Physics and Chem over the holidays, or I will be eaten alive when it comes to the half yearlies (is that how you spell it?).

   That leads me to another point. We only have 3 terms for Year 11, meaning we have to work about a billion times faster in class and it;s annoying the hell out of me. You know we could have probably started it mid last term year 10, which even though we all enjoyed enormously would have allowed us to actually do something of value and not have to work quite as hard this year. Would've been better.

   Ok so I've got nothing else to rant about. Well except for my pet hate of unjustified text. It annoys the hell out of me, especially in magazines and websites, but let's not go into that or we'll be here all day. Until probably after the holidays bye.

Revelations

I sometimes have a tendency to complete miss something, and this week I realised I had been completely missing something since about 2006. This week I realised that the majority of the Supernatural fanbase, is female. This astonished me when I realised it becuase I always assumed it was more of a guys show with these two guys going around killing monsters in an incredibly epic car all the while hitting on (ok only one of them did this) as many girls as possible.

And yet despite the fact that I only ever talk about this show with girls, and they love talking about how hot Sam and Dean are and the shout out the writers gave to this in Season 4 (I will not display spoilers) I still completely missed this point. Then along comes this Tuesday when I'm talking to Millie in bio and it hits me. Most of the fans are women. Can I be a bigger fool. Don't answer that. If I wanted your opinion on that I would put a question mark on the end.

On an unrelated note Trent's party was great. His dogs are very cute, and I finally got to play GTA 4 (even if it was only for a few minutes). According to James (and this being Jame's who is quite often sexist, I have only taken his word in a mocking way) men are better at GTA than girls. The fact that I have actually played GTA San Andreas on the computer and the girls hadn't probably contributed to their demise (although mine was still pretty bad, I kept pressing crouch). Also Rhiannon watching someone play is scarey. She keeps telling them to kill some civilian. I am so glad that children and animals are not allowed to be placed in those games.

Math test was pretty annoying. I felt really bad because I got 57/68 and so many people failed, but seeing as I think I failed my physics test, the universe must have balanced itself out.

That's all I've got to say so bye.

Is This Really Helpful?

Hello one and all of you who actually read this blog. This entry is actually mostly about my raging at exact values (or whatever you actually call them) from maths. These are those ones that have the 2 vertical lines surrounding the problem and they have a maginitude but aren't positive or negitive. These seem to have absolutely no point, especially in a equations where x can have 2 different values and you have to check if these are right and occasionly neither of these 2 are right. The only point I can think of for them is graphing, but what is the point of graphing them. There is none. It's so bloody stupid. If you can explain the praticality of this it would be much appreciated.

Secondly I am pissed at the weather. It seems to rain every week these days. This was very bad yesterday in Medowie and the threat of the Medowie Markets (sort of a swap meet, which only meets once per month) being cancelled. Admittedly they weren't but it wasn't worth it as no one who sold books was there. It aggravated me some what. I wanted to get some Stephen King books but I couldn't. Thankfully the newsagents (one of the few things in this town I actually like (except for the fact that the people at the counter are bloody rude)) sells paperbacks and I brought a Dean Kootz book. Not as good as King but still pretty good.

So back to the weather. It's crazy. One day it's raining and the next it's sunny as. Add to the fact that Medowie seems to be a weather magnet getting the rain before anyone else (not entirely true but still it's raining like hell here and humid as hell somewhere else and therefore I can't go for a walk. And when I can it's so bloody wet and the footpath ceases to exist every 10 minutes plus the good long walks are mostly off road).

Also I now actually like a Shakespearen play. Othello is damn good, but a lot of people don';t like it. I don't understand how you couldn't. It has Iago who is evil for the sake of being evil. That gets win points.

One more thing before I go. I've gotten a new hobby, which is watching old movies and finding out how badly they got there ideas of the future wrong. Have a look at 2001 a space oddesey. They made a story about space travel and even had some ebooks, but completely overlooked the portable music industry. Quite amusing (if you;re weird enough).

Ok I'm going to sign off now. Have a good week and bye.

Stop Apologizing

Now as much as I really, really, REALLY love it when you people comment on this blog, I just want to say that I mostly keep these blogs so that my great grandchildren can look up what my life used to be like. I know I could just use a diary but they aren;t very manly, (and the real reasons) I haven't got a real diary (an actual book) and I'm not very good at keeping them. Yeah that's right. I tried it once. Got bored after about 3 days. Also it was in an old workbook and it didn't look too nice.

So I would just like to say a few things about today at lunch. Firstly read the title again and come back to the start of this sentence. (Once you have gotten out of that loop) Secondly don't tell me what it was actually as I think it would be wise of me not to know this. It might help me in the future. And thirdly it was baiscally just all the gay and girl jokes all crashing down on me at one point. Plus telling everyone but me, I mean honestly sort of annoying.

Ok so now that that is over I would like to move on to the humerous thing I heard in maths today. Mr Burke wrote out the work on the board and this is what happened:

Board: Ex 3.2 10-29 odd numbers only.

Random person 1: What is the work we are meant to be doing?

Random person 2: It's on the board.

Random person 1: Oh ok *reads* Oh man I don't want to do that. I'm just going to do half.

Yeah. He's either very lazy or very stupid.

Ok so that's the end of this blog (I mean post. I am not going to stop blogging and giving it over to someone who will remake it so that it is darker and grittier). I hope you all have a good rest of the week and I'll leave you with the quote from 'The Colour of Magic':

The Gods have a habit of going around to the houses of atheists and breaking all the windows.

And so bye.

Bludge Week

Bludge week was this week. Really it was the same as most weeks I just called it bludge week because I had wednesday (where I only have 2 periods) and then Thursday (Athletics Carnival) so it was pretty damn good.

   Yep the Athletics Carnival is always so much fun. I only went in one event (The 800 metre walk I believe it was called), and just talked to people for the rest of the time. It was a pretty good day except for some peope *cough* Emily *cough* who wanted to spray me with the green hair spray. I'm in Richard's house, we don't where green. Also the only reason I wasn't wearing blue is because I lack anything nice that is blue. I just wore school sports uniform.

   The only part of the day I didn't like was the bus ride back to school. Apparantly the school is very tight when it comes to transportation. The bus ride home, they needed to have 3 to a seat and they still had people standing. They could have easily resolved this issue by hiring another bus to take students there, but in typical beauractic style they decided that was too dear.

   However I did notice one important thing on that bus. It was how easily people will completely disregard each other. Everyone on that bus wanted to get off as soon as possible, and so naturally there was a lot of pushing and shoving, with no care given out to the other passengers. I'm surprised no one hurt themselves.

   Also i would like to say HOORAY MILLIE! Sorry I just wanted to celebrate your brilliance at running. Only wish I was that good. I went in the walking and discovered that everyone can walk quickly when it's a joke race to them, but just walking down a corridor it becomes next to impossible for them. This infuriates me to no end.

   Oh yeah Dwyer's party was pretty good. Apparantly I can still run in combat boots. Yay me. Oh and no one is going to find out who I had a crush on. NO ONE!!!!!

   Ok I believe that is everything I wanted to talk about so I will close of with this one plea to God (if he/she exists)

   Oh actually that brings me to something that happened the other day. I was trying to argue that God would be female (long story. Don't ask) and this prompted after a little bit of argument with Millie and Dwyer this conversation:

Dwyer: God is not a man or a female. He is beyond gender.

Millie: And it's amazing how you still call God He.

Ok back to the plea. Please don't let Richards House win. PLEASE!!!!!!

Ok now bye.

Happy Birthday Emily for 5 days ago

Oh God. I am so bored. But I need to post before I become one of those people who only post once a month. So here I am. Posting.

What to post about? Oh I know. Em's party. It was great fun. I went as a cowboy for those of you who didn't go. Bought her Wicked, which was possibly the only birthday gift I had gotten someone in about 5 years. So who knows. Maybe I'll do it more often. Or maybe not. Depends on my mood.

I had the best idea for a Valentine's Day gift. Give someone some amazingly good jewellery and then make it rain rose petals. How beautiful would it be. Amazing. Also having red hot air balloons dropping these rose petals would look cool.

One last thing before I go. Does anyone know how to compress pictures so it's a quicker upload. Would be very helpful. Thanks,

So bye.

Be Very Afraid

Hello everyone. If you have a weak heart or some other serious condition you may wish not to read the following blog post. It contains very scary content. Ok. Here it is. I am driving.

Yes today I got my learners and it was a fairly annoying test. Because hey stupid me decided to put the sound on. That was a mistake, since I read faster than it, and I already knew half the answers thanks to the online practice test. However I couldn’t take them off because I could still hear it. God it’s quiet in those places. And I felt like I shouldn’t leave them off, because it would disturb the peace.

Anyway, after that came the driving. Argh. That scared me. Here is a picture of me before I did anything. Actually I don’t look nearly as scared as I was.

It was better after that though. I quickly got the hang of it. The only problem is that I keep forgetting to check my blind spot. I’m probably going die.

On to another note. The other day I watched Mama Mia which I thoroughly enjoyed. God it’s a good movie, and has actually made me an ABBA fan, another mark against any evil rep I am trying to accumulate. Although that doesn’t actually surprise me seeing as I have loved every single musical I’ve ever seen with the exception of the Rocky Horror Picture Show (an incredibly disturbing movie).

Classes are good this year. I never use to like pracs in science. Now I adore them. We get to choose how we set them up (well at least that’s what happening in Physics). Wednesday’s are going to be great too. First period is free, 2nd is study and then 2 periods of sport. Then Chem and Maths. Quite enjoyable.

Also the cockroaches at my house are getting bolder. One of them walked into my room, while I was in there in broad daylight. Eventually nothing will stop them.

Ok I’m going to go now. Bye.

I'm Like a Librarian in a Book Store

Hi guys, how is everyone? Don’t answer that in your comments unless you really want to. And I mean really want to not ‘I’m bored I might as well comment on how I am’. Only comment on this if you actually want to inform me of what is going on in your life. Neil I’m talking to you.

Ok, I would like to make a correction. For you who know me (which I hope is all of you), you must realise how hard it is for me to actually do this. Borders is not as evil as I have previously made it out to be ("It’s like communism but it works" - Me 2008). If you want to buy non-fiction books, then yes look elsewhere. They are quite expensive and have a limiting scope on natural science (zoology and botany), however if your intention is to buy some marvellous work of fiction (or crappy work of fiction) go for your life.

While it’s true it would be much cheaper to buy new release books at Big W or K-Mart, they lack the variety that book lovers would desire. At Borders there is a large selection of fictional books of all types that had me running up and down the aisles like a kid in a candy store (yes I am not always opposed to looking childish, especially when the rewards are in the form of books). I was giddy. Jumping while at the counter because I was so excited. I love books.

I bought two books. One was ‘The Dreaming Void’ by Peter F. Hamilton, I haven’t read it yet but it’s a science fiction and I have been trying to get this book for some time. The other book that I bought was Gregory Maguire’s masterpiece Wicked. Cue chorus of angels (or witches depending on your perspective) I have a new favourite book.

I haven’t read a book this interesting in a long time, and I know many people saying that they didn’t enjoy the book all that much. I personally think that’s because you saw the play first and it’s obviously better because it’s a musical. But the book is brilliant. More gripping than anything I’ve read this past year (which is quite a lot). But I do want to see the play. In fact it’s one of my life goals.

Today I went back to school shopping with my mum and two brothers. I only went so I could get a haircut and buy books. Back to school shopping is soooooo expensive these days. You need to get new shoes, bags, lunchboxes, and a whole host of utensils (paper, pens, and erasers), it’s horrifying. This will probably be explored mre at a later date by future me in about 15 years (hopefully)(actually no, hopefully 20 years) so let’s go on.

I’m now in love with large book stores. I can’t stand the small things they have in the terrace. I used to be able to spend hours walking through Big W's book section picking up books and reading the blurb. Now I run through it, find something I’m looking for and then buy it, or don’t do anything. I had the same problem at a proper book store. The fantasy and sci-fi section of Borders is two double sided rows full of books. The one at the ABC book store in Raymond terrace is about half my book shelf. I am disappointed.

Anyway I did eventually buy something but it wasn’t a book. It was and I quote ‘Wicked Great Songs from the Musical’. So it only has 10 songs on it and I don’t think any from the 2nd act, but it’s quite good to listen to. Also I agree. Defying Gravity is one of the best songs of the decade. Wouldn’t have put it in the top 5 myself but it’s definitely pretty high. I really need to see that musical. Unfortunately I’ll probably have to wait 5 years.

Ok having written about a page of blog post, I shall now retire. Hopefully this is of some interest to someone. I will go now but I’ll leave you with one thought that came to be this week:

Evil isn’t born, it’s made.

Goodbye.

Still Free From the Tyranny of Mass Media

I really am stretching for topics to write in this blog, but I do in fact have a few things to say. First off. About the recent mass-migration of many seasoned (and fresh young bloggers) to the corrupt mass media known as "The Other Blog". Now while it's corrupt nature may in fact just be an invention by this author to make it sound more evil, the fact remains that it is far too mainstream. I will let my readers (both on and off the other blog) know that I will never fall for it's evilness (Even if I'm evil. Opposites attract after all).

So what else to write about. Well there is the matter of Freddy. If you’re wondering who Freddy is, he is a cockroach that always hangs around my bathroom at night. This has only been happening for a week now but there is only ever one cockroach and whenever I go in it hides behind something. I can still see it but you know, it appears to be scared of me. It might not even be the same insect, but for the sake of the argument any solitary cockroach that is found in my bathroom from now on is Freddy.

But I do what to know one thing. It freaks me out so I always try and stay as far away from it as possible. After all they aren't the cutest thing in the animal kingdom. But if it's always trying to keep away from me, do cockroaches think the same thing of us. Do they want us out of "their" houses? From a purely scientific standpoint no, but seeing as dimensional rotation, time travel and other wierd, far flung science fiction ideas are essential for my world domination plan, it might actually be considered.

That is the end of the blog post this week. I hope that I've given you some perspective or at the very least made you look around before you enter your bathroom.

Stand Back!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to try Science.

And goodnight.

Al Gore Has Infiltrated the Road User's Handbook

Yep. It's official and insane, but Al Gore has sucessefully managed to preach his message of the horrible nature of global warming to the people having to read the manual. Now I know that many of you have probably already read the manual, but it stands to reason that some of you may have forgot that part, never read it due to it not being in then or just decided to do the practice test over and over again. For those of you who read it and remember I apologise in advance for putting the paragraph up. I'm only reading it because I'm too tired to actually do a test at the moment thanks to the campout (I'll get to that in a moment). So here it is:

“It is anticipated that current weather patterns will progressively change and become more unpredictable as a result of climate change. Climate change is the impact on the planet due to greenhouse gas emissions which will increase global temperatures. Climate change is expected to cause unpredictable weather events and conditions such as extreme heatwaves, storms, flooding and bushfires. Driving during extreme weather events or conditions should be undertaken with care and caution. Driving should be avoided in extreme conditions. Where it cannot be avoided listen to announcements on the radio, adjust your travel speed to wet conditions, prepare by taking water and take regular rest breaks at appropriate locations on hot days.” – Road User’s Handbook pg 68

Yeah so there that is. I know I probably built that up to be a lot more queer (traditional sense of the word) but I found that a bit funny when I read that so who knows.

So what else has been happening of late. Oh yes. The campout was on last night. Hell fun although by about 2 in the morning I wanted to just fall over or at least lie down. If you are a pyromaniac you would have enjoyed it. I kept getting this image of Emily just setting things on fire; it was quite funny.

Other funny things that happened. For some reason it was forced that the guys and the girls had to sleep in separate tents, which is fine. You don’t want to have anything bad happening in your backyard (yes it was only a backyard camp, for those of you who didn’t know), but why then would you allow us to go bushwalking. That was quite fun too, but I find it stupid as surely something is more likely to happen there then in a backyard.

I may have done the greatest spot light hide ever. Not because it took me forever to get found, but because I wasn’t the first found. When you sit on a chair at the edge of a deck where the seeker is counting you would expect to be caught out first or second. But nope. 4th. Please explain this to me, as I really don’t understand how this could possibly happen.

One last thing before I go. It has taken me a month but I have finally finished all 2539 strips of the webcomic ‘Irregular Webcomic’ which is an ironic name seeing as it is published daily. It was exhausting but worth it. For anyone who has too much time on their hands you should read them, and hopefully everyone will really like Death Of Insanely Over Powered Fireballs. He’s quite good. Also he is to the right. Images have never worked on here before so this is quite cool for me.

http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/

If you want to read the whole thing remember to click on the ‘first’ hyperlink. But this does not mean I think you’re all internet noobs. Ok that's the end of this post. I hope you have enjoyed your holidays so far and Chris I want you to watch the ‘Lion King’. Word is you haven’t seen it.

So bye bye people.

Using Mostly Spoons, We Shall Dig a Tunnel Under the City and Release It Into the Wild

I thought I would make one more blog post before the world ends because of our calendar ending (realise that this Mayan Calendar nonsense follows the same premise). So what to talk about besides the short comings of various conspiracy theories (there was no stars because it was day time, it was not photo shopped).

So basically I saw Avatar on Boxing Day, but I really couldn't be bothered posting about it. I did write about other things. So it was a good movie, really cool, 3D is epic although most of the time you don't notice it. But when you do...

Yeah it is a really epic movie. if you see one film this year you should see this one. You have about 8 hours. Go get them boys (and girls; I would say girls too but it just doesn't sound right. You got to keep with the cliches). Now I don't have anything else to really say other than that I will be seeing Sherlock Holmes on Sunday, and I don't care what people say. I've never read the novels and it should therefore still be quite good. Also when I saw Avatar we got to see a preview of Sherlock Holmes. It was fail preview. There was no sound and so it looked cool but I didn't know about sound quality. We got the sound on eventually but it was for the wrong movie so Holmes had a girls voice. It was quite funny. After this we eventually got the proper sound but it still didn't go to well after the massive amounts of fail.

Now as I write on, trying to find out what to write to close this decade, I just want you all to know that this decade as been filled with disappointment and racism. Mostly from America and towards Muslims. I want everyone here to realise that unless we do something now we are just going to sink further and further into ignorance. So my closing words for this decade are: "Leave your stupidity with the doorman."

Bye

P.S. So long and thanks for all the fish.

You Will Find the Machete next to the Flowers

Hello everyone. I really don't have much to say lately so I'm just going to put up the 5 best songs of the decade and then ramble about an emotion that I have felt recently.

Ok from 5th to 1st:

5.Paschendale - Iron maiden

4.Violet Hill - Cold Play

3. Holiday - Greenday

2. Defying Gravity - Wicked

And number 1. Viva La Vida by Coldplay

Ok now that that is over I would like to talk to you all about jealousy. Today I may have seen something that made me a tincy bidy bit jealous of someone. I don't want to go into it and I know there is a completely logical explanation to it (I mean they weren't kissing or anything like that) but my mind has decided not to listen to logic; either that or logic has decided to go on vacation (which is equally possible). Now I would like to know how often is the jealousy emotion felt, because I don't normally feel it (although it has increased in intensity over the past year). So I'm signing out and i hope to hear from you all before the New Year. If not:

Happy New Year!!!!

Goodnight.

How Dare You Question My Perfection - Emily, 2009

Now that is the best quote ever. I know it is and everyone should agree. It bloody rhymes. It's great.

Now I don't have much to say but I want this done before the New Year. I want you all to comment on your favourite songs of the (unfortunately there are some idiots in the world and they came up with this term) noughties. That terms means this last decade so I want you all to comment on your top 5 favourite songs, in no particular order and next post I will write up a list. So please actually comment.

My 5 fave songs are:

• Viva La Vida - Coldplay
• Holiday - Green Day
• Violet Hill - Coldplay
• Dance of Death - Iron Maiden
• Paschendale - Iron Maiden

Ok so you should comment now because I want to make a countdown of the top 5. Ok so bye.

Flick is NOT an elf!!!!

Ok, now you may be wondering why I opened my blog with a statement about Flick not being an elf. Well it all began a couple of weeks ago when I started off a conversation by saying:

"I want a pet elf."

"How about Flick?" Several people said including Rhiannon and Caity.

"Flick is not an elf."

"She so is." It's always their response.

So that is basically why I opened with that, because I want a pet elf and Flick is most definitely NOT an elf. This sought of brings me to the topic of today's Chronicle. Are unicorns girly. Now I realise that you're all thinking "That is the worse transition ever, but anyway why would you even suggest that? They are so girly." Well people who's brains are wired that way, they're not.

Let us all notice one crucial bit of the unicorn's anatomy. The reason it has the prefix uni at the start. Yes that's right the horn and no I am not making a penis analogy. It is why a unicorn is not girly but no sexual innuendos. It is quite clearly a weapon. Imagine a unicorn is attacked by a (because I realise that a unicorn is a mythical creature) a gryffin. The gryffin swoops down and attacks the unicorn but it charges up and stabs the beast in the chest. It would at the very least be severely wounded and have to run off why the unicorn stands triumphant (if they existed).

We can also realise that a horse is also not girly because of a similar reason. People who believe they're girly often site 'The Saddle club' as a reason. However just because a couple of girls rode a couple horses around in that show can not undo the thousands of times horses have been used in battle. War more of a guy thing but girly and guy thing are not mutually exclusive. I just like my arguments.

And while we are on this subject may I just point out one little thing. The idea of a gentle man is sexist as hell. And yet no one realises it. Want me to tell you why. Well it's because girls benefit. Yeah. When the radar starts going it fails to pick up any mention of gentlemen actions because they benefit. I know that it is a useful way to impress that person you like, but I am not going to stand aside and let a girl into a room before me simply because she's a girl. Likewise I will not do most of the stuff they talk about when you are suppose to be a gentlemen. It's insane.

Now I know some say that this isn't sexism it's just etiquette (don't even get me started on etiquette) but whenever you promote one gender over the other for any reason you are being sexist. Let's not go into that realm. There are of course exceptions such as pregnancy (but make sure they are actually pregnant), but bulk of the time it's sexist.

Now I'm bored of ranting now so I will see you another time and remember:

"Stop,

In the name of love,

Before you break my heart."

And goodnight and Solo Guy bless.

P.S. Almost forgot. My brother recently met Solo Guy and when he was offered a solo he declined. We must burn the heretic now.

Module 4 stole my evil!!!

Yay. No more leadership day. Or Crossroads or anything like that (except interviews but seriously, how hard could they be?). So we must all face the facts. We managed to get through the most annoying thing you can ever get. The All My Own Work exam. Evil incarnate. Most of the questions were fairly easy except you had to put down your answer find the answer and then do the next question. This sounds ok until you realise that you need 100% to pass and if you get one wrong near the end of the module you have to go back and to the start and do the whole thing over again. Yay!!!!

This got particularly annoying when one of the questions had the answer in a certain place in the last 3 questions, but then for a lark it decided lets swap these 2 around. It took me about 10 times to figure it out. And yet Module 4 with it's 34 questions that are really hard to work out and most of them are at the end of the test. Evil Incarnate!!!

Also with the whole resilience thing It was particularly mean of the universe to decide to have Caity drag Rhiannon over to particular corner. Here's a hint. The question was not how you felt on a date, but the corner was very awkward. Rhymes with dove.

Ok so leadership day. Not as bad as I thought it would be but still pretty boring. The film clips were particularly annoying. One clip from 'Freedom Riders' and I was just about to cry.

Ok that's about it so goodbye. And remember:

'I can't decide

Whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry'

And goodnight!!!

I'm Scared!!

Yes something really scarey has happened. My phone is pocessed.

While on the bus-ride to school I was talking to Abol when my phone just randomly started calling Dwyer. I have no idea why it did this but it did. I had my headphones on and if I press a button it occasionally calls people. But I didn't press it. And the really weird thing was that I gained 15 cents credit. What is happening.

Hopefully someone can explain this to me or I will be force to perform an exorcist on my phone. And holy water burns me.

Ok so bye.

Suit Up!!!!!

Hello all. It is after all the weekend now and most of the assignments are out of the way (the ones that are left act more like class tasks). I'm sorry I haven't commented in a little while, but didn't have anything to talk about. Now I do. Yay.

Ok so first things first. Formal was ok. I know I should probably be saying something like:

"Wow it was the greatest thing that has ever happened in my life"

OR:

"Yeah it was awesome, but some of the song choices were terrible. I mean they had a really crappy remix of 'You Spin Me Right Round'"

But all and all it was only ok. Not the greatest thing I have ever done in my life. Not to mention the food was horrible. We didn't even get a choice. It was more about luck then anything else.

Now for a topic that I particulary liked. The Formal Clothing. So many people in suits. It was pretty good. Mine was a pin-striped black suit with a black shirt and silver tie. In year 12 I want to have a deep purple shirt and completely black jacket and pants. It will be cool.

Also Dwyer actually chose a pretty good outfit. When he first said he wasn't wearing a suit I thought he would look absolutely terrible. Turns out he doesn't because well it just suits him. And short hair sutis him really well.

And then there was Trent. He was pretty awesome when it came to what he was wearing. Black suit, tail-coat, top hat and cane. He looked like a 30's villain. He is a hero.

Now for something else. Chris who didn't you ask to a dance after you promised to if I actually danced. You better ask her out soon. Or else. Dwyer suffers from the same problem except he didn't promise me he would.

Ok what else. Oh yes. The last half hour was terribly boring. I ended up just going outside with Jenny and talking. Which was actually quite a bit more fun than staying inside.

Speaking of Jenny. Funny thing happened on Friday. You see Jenny really wanted to go to the servo to get something to drink so she asks Trent. He doesn't want to go. So 5 minutes later this is what happened:

Jenny: Ok does anyone want to go to the servo with me.

Me: I might as well come. I'm incredibly bored.

Trent: (Almost imediatently after) Oh I'll come.

Sounds like someone is a little bit jealous. He swears that he didn't hear me say anything, but you can never trust people can you.

Another WIERD thing that happened this week was when this happened:

Me: I have a cunning plan.

Chris: Unless it's a farm!!!!

Me: No, I'm fairly sure it's a plan.

Chris. Do not just randomly say something really loud. Remember all the embarrasing situations that Dwyer has been put in because of him doing that.

Ok so I think that's everything so:

It's Curtains for you, Doctor. Lacey, gently wafting curtains.

Goodbye.

P.S. I probably should have commented on the girls dresses but I'm not a fashion expert. Although Jenny and Trent did look like a rich 30's couple thanks to what they were wearing.

P.P.S. Please Emily when you come back update you're blog.

Does Anyone Beside Chris and Emily Still Read These?

Hello everyone and thank you Chris and Emily for commenting unlike the rest of you. Neil I know you read these so could you people please comment. It would be nice. If you don't you're mean.

Ok so I have gotten over my break-up with Rhiannon so I have other things to write out which I am going to put up a warning but I don't really think it's pointless.

POINTLESS ALERT!!!!

Now here's the topic of this week. How we can use quantum physics in everyday life. I know it's weird but here me out. I have figured out a way to save all the endangered species in existence but it does involve Schrödinger's cat.

You see Schrödinger placed a cat in a box with a poisoned fish and came to the conclusion that until he had opened the box the cat was both dead and alive. Therefore if we put every endangered species into a box and never open it the species will be both dead and alive. Therefore no extinctions.

That's all I have for this week so bye.

Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, No Just Kidding It's Only the Chronicles of Doom

Well. That was fun(note the sarcasm). Not exactly my favourite thing that has ever happened, but I suppose I saw it coming. Now you may be wondering what I'm talking about (unless you were at school which most of you were) so basically Rhiannon and I have just broken up. Not exactly what I wanted, as I really wanted this relationship to work out, but evidently the Universe hates me.

This is just the latest in a long series of observations that have driven me to this conclusion, most of which I can't be bothered going into. Now the fact that we broke up is bad enough but the fact that it happened within 10 minutes of exactly 2 months since I asked her out leads me to this observation. Also I may be psychic also long series of observations, but I wish it was something like 2 of my friends going out, not this.

So back to this universe hates me deely. Now why is it that no matter what I try to do I can't seem to get to the phase where the universe and me are friends. I make lots of evil remarks it hates me, I try to be good it hates me. Honestly can I ever get a bloody break. Is that too much to ask. Evidently it must be otherwise I wouldn't need to be typing this.

Well I should probably get off this but I do thank the universe for the fact that she broke up with me face-to-face, not through her friends. That at least I can be thankful for.

Now before finish this blog I would like to share I thought I had in badminton today. I can't remember who I said this to but the transcript goes something like this:

Me: This is the 2nd most capitalist idea I have ever heard of.

Guy: What was the first?

Me: Capitalism (I said this in a are-you-kidding tone)

Ok so I guess this is all I'm writing so...

"Communism in a can, the refreshing blast of equality in the morning." Me, 29th of October.

Goodbye (bows to the audience).

DOOM IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello readers of this blog. Obviously most of you are horrible people (Chris and Emily can ignore this), I mean honestly. I gave you the biggest hint last post that you should comment but none of you did. So I am raging at you all to comment. When Emily writes things like this, people comment so I'm hoping you will all now comment.

In other news I have decided to put a new pointless line every time I am just typing to relieve boredom or for random effectiveness. This will come in handy as you should now know when to read and when you shouldn't.

So today I ask you if you believe in life on other worlds. And I'm not talking about little green men that come and abduct people, steal sexual organs from cows and are secretly trying to take over the world by making pacts with the US government. I'm just talking about life on other planets. This can range from tiny microbes to really cheesy-low-budget-scifi-film-style aliens.

Now this question may seem obvious there are many layers to this mystery. Of course you can believe in actual aliens, or you can actually believe that there is life on other planets like Mars or moons like...the Moon. Just this life wouldn't have evolved separately, but have been bought there from Earth. No those greenies aren't at it again, I'm talking about bacteria hitching a ride on a lunar lander or two. Now NASA says that they thoroughly clean the ship before launch, but if life can survive at the bottom of the ocean in boiling hot waters I fairly certain they can survive bleach (This isn't all they do). Of course this isn't the only possibility and there might be life on Mars that didn't originate on Earth but it would most likely be underground.

Now let us get back to the question at hand. If life were to only have evolved on Earth, that suggests that in the almost infinite volume of space, with literally billions of stars if not trillions, that Earth is special. I though we got rid of that when we debunked the Earth-is-the-center-of the-universe theory.

Now I have more to say but I'll tell you next post. Right now I wish to talk to you about something but first,

*POINTLESS*

Lots of people will think that Doom is mentioned as in these blogs chronicle disasters. But this is wrong. Doom is actually a hero. Here is his title.

Doom, defiler of logic, destroyer of fun incarnate, hero of the battle of Toy'R'Us, Destroyer of New Jersey, Rebuilder of New Jersey, Subsequent Destroyer of New Jersey, Subsequent Builder of a hole where New Jersey should be, Doctor Manhattan's boss, Creator of Coca Cola, Leader of the 'I hate Diet Coke' society, Slayer of Grues, Creator of Grues, Owner of the phrase 'Beware of Grue', 'There is light, Grues will be eaten by Doom', Owner of the Dark Tower, manager of the Devil's fiddle career, Overlord of this and every dimension, Why there is no life on Mars, what fear fears, why the world's horrible, subsequently why the world is good, the Powerful and Intelligent Wizard Morphumax, Owner of the black sedan parked in the disabled lot, teacher of Roland, He who's mother was a hamster and who's father smelt of Elderberries, Slayer of Chuck Norris, Death and all his friends, the Question, the Beam itself, Author of "How to be a Evil Villain", the one who always knows where his towel is, Schrödinger god, the Lord of the Rings and the glorified slayer of Edward Cullen.

Goodbye