I'm not quite bored yet

Congratulations everyone. You have all done your trial school certificate and by god I am relieved. Now I could lapse into absolute pointless ramblings (which someones blog besides mine is slipping towards) but I have more important things to do. That is to talk about the highly controversial topic of teaching evolution in schools.

Now I know that many of you were quite annoyed with how they taught evolution in schools (I recall Dwyer saying that Mr Kelty absentmindedly made an offense comment towards his religion), but it really should be taught in schools the same way religion is taught in churches. Not everyone in the world has the same opinion.

Teachers in the US are suffering from a major problem. They are being blocked from teaching evolution in schools, but not by religious groups. But by the children.

In Richard Dawkin's (the author of 'The God Delusion') latest book 'The Greatest Show on Earth' he devotes a whole chapter of his book to talk about this problem. In this he recalls stories told to him by American teachers (don't laugh, most of them are quite smart) that their students would refuse to let them teach evolution. When one teacher told the students they were about to learn evolution several students burst into tears. There are even worse stories where the children's churches are telling them to ask all these questions in these classes that prevent the teachers from actually explaining something. It is impossible to teach this in many places.

I know that we are a multicultural society but I do feel sorry for what this may do to Britain. The problem now is political correctness. In Britain many Muslims are coming into the country and they have (in many cases) much deeper beliefs than the most Christians. They're Islamic students in university who go up to the biology teachers and tell them to stop teaching evolution. No joke.

And it's working because no one would ever want to be called racist. If you refuse you're a racist and therefore will get in trouble. And now this could go into British schools. Is no one seeing the problem.

Ok now look I'm not against religion. Richard Dawkins appears to be quite against creationism and even god in most cases. I really don't care. All I want is to have evolution taught in science class and to have creationism taught in churches or a different class for those students who find it offensive. Do NOT get rid of evolution from science. Do NOT teach creationism in science, it isn't science. Do NOT call someone a racist because their not politically correct, most of it is insane.

Now I have talked to much so please comment on your views and I'll see you tomorrow (hopefully).

Goodnight.

Stupidity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so by now you must all be wondering what on Earth happened with your last post. And frankly I have no clue. I think I went a little crazy when I wrote that. So because of the insane randomness of most of the posts lately (with the exception of 'Best 2 Days Ever') I have decided to go back to writing about what I started this blog to do. Rage at humanity's stupidity.

Yes that's right. I really don' think much of humanity. There are many reasons for this but I am going to start off with one of the greatest stupid moments in human history. The moment we discovered fire.

Ok according to human history some time long ago, we discovered fire. It is unclear if this was natural fire or something that was created by humans but it matters little. The important thing is that we discovered fire and the most amazing thing happened.

Now you see ask a scientist or a historian about this and they will say that this was the time that humanity distinguished itself from every other species. Instead of running away from the fire went and began to use it for ourselves. This is therefore the point where we see humanities ingenuity.

To them I say 'What are you on'.

If a bombs were being dropped on a city and you decided to run in to see what happens. That is intelligence. That is stupidity. Ok yes if I am going to rage about this I should at least explain that I had, when I was younger, stuck a knife in a toaster. However I think I can be forgiven due to being a lot younger, so maybe the people who got the fire were also very young.

However that is not the point. No wait it is. I think we should all write about the stupidest thing we have ever done and comment on it. Please do it for me.

Ok so I have put off from doing this for a while due to the fact that I needed you to read 'Blood Promise' but now is enough time. So SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!

Christian and Lissa. They broke up and I am very angry. I mean you know they're going to get better eventually but they need to be together for the whole series. It's just mean not to have them together. Oh and Dimitri's still alive, but I saw that coming. Seriously it was so obvious.

Ok so that's it. Please comment and yeh.

Dr Octagonapus. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

And goodnight (or day depending on your time of reading).

Boredom

Well I am now mind boggling bored. The kind of bored that makes staring at a wall suddenly seem terribly amusing. That is how bored I am. Really, REALLY, bored. For a better description of my boredom if the universe was established to be the size of a walnut my boredom would be the size of a planet. Bored.

But I actually have more important things to write about then my boredom. Like the fact that I am not calling you the word I normally call. Yes that is right I am still on my incredibly strange happy high.

*Shock. Horror*

Now I am still wanting to take over the world. But who cares. Happy High. It is wonderful. Unfortunately it doesn't counteract the boredom, which is a disadvantage.

So in case you forgot my habit of making incredibly weird unveilings of the people who have joined the blog (even though it's right up there in the followers part) I will shortly unveil the new person. And in honour of the new Dan Brown novel we will make a Da Vinci Code serious of clues to find it.

Here is the first clue:

Like Oranges Or Kill. Take Oranges. But Absolutely Can't Kill. Or Fairies. Pineapples In Canturbry To Undermine Russian Energies.

Not really that hard.

*There is suppose to be a picture but it won't upload so instead you get this*

*>Go north

Picture Room

You are in a room with a picture. If you look to the back of the picture you can see write.

>Examine back

Back of what?

>Picture

The writing says scroll down

>Scroll Down

So Scroll Down All Ready!*

Ok it's Rhiannon. So now that you are part of the followers of the Chronicles of Doom. As a member of the followers you must read about the deadly secret.

Do you want to know?

Do you really want to know the terrible secret?

Ok the secret is.....

Risin' up, back on the street

Did my time, took my chances

Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet

Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast

You change your passion for glory

Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past

You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight

Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night

And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat

Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry

They stack the odds 'til we take to the street

For we kill with the skill to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight

Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night

And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

Risin' up, straight to the top

Have the guts, got the glory

Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop

Just a man and his will to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight

Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night

And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

The eye of the tiger (repeats out)...

Ok so bye.

P.S. I also think I'm insane.

The Best 2 Days Ever!

These last 2 days the most amazing thing has happened and it isn't that I took over the world. Or destroyed one. Or even just something as simple as getting 100% in a science assignment (although that did also happen).

Ok so on Friday Chris and Dwyer were arguing over the pronunciation of Snufflupagus (the mammoth on Sesame Street). This isn't the important part of the story but you need to get through this to get to the good part.

Anyway after they had decided to go onto the official Sesame Street website to find out how they were still arguing. I had spotted Rhiannon in the library sitting by myself and I decided.

"You know what? I'm going to do this. I'm going to ask her out."

After about 10 minutes of wandering up and down the history section of the library trying to ask her out I finally went over there and asked her.

To my complete surprise (although to no one else's) she said yes. However seeing as neither of us had ever had this happen we had to decide what was going to happen. We decided to go to the movies and she gave me her home phone, email and mobile. Safe to say, the next couple of hours didn't follow a logical progression.

Ok so when I got home I called her and we organised a time to go. Well actually we basically just talked for 8 and a half minutes, which is the longest I have ever been on the phone with a single person. We organised the rest of the date using emails.

Anyway today we actually went on a date. And it was pretty damn good. We went and saw 'Young Victoria'. It was actually pretty good. But anyway that isn't the important part of the story. See I was expecting us to feel a weird towards each other where we were both really nervous.

No it was pretty much the same as normal, except the fact that we liked each other came up and we decided that we were officially boyfriend and girlfriend. So some good things came out of the date.

The movie would also probably been better if she hadn't been sitting next to me. I mean like I said great movie, it's just a bit hard to follow when your on your first date EVER is sitting next to me. Emphasis on ever.

So after the movie was finished we talked for a little bit before her mum picked her up.

So that is the end of my tale. This has been a really good day. I just hope that you people all hard a good day as well. Oh and could everyone please comment. Thank you.

Ok so bye.

P.S. Notice that I haven't called you something that I normally call you. That is how happy I am.