Prime Minister ?

Hello mortals, now I haven't published anything in a while, which is mostly because I wanted people to take the personality quiz. This however probably won't happen though so I now want to go back to this blog's original purpose. The absolute stupidity of the majority of humanity.

Now today I was watching Sunrise and I was astounded by one of the news articles. They may have developed a vaccine for Swine Flu. This would obviously be a boom, however they haven't yet begun human trials.

Ok so that's fine, because it might work and stop a lot of deaths. However the government has already got it's hopes up and ordered 21 million of the vaccine. And in case you aern't smart enough (and if you're reading this article and aren't seeing a problem already, you're probably aren't), that is one for every person in Australia.

Yes ok that really isn't a problem, I know but considering the fact that it could take several more months to get the vaccine right it's probably a little early to be popping open the champagne. Also since by the this time the virus would have mutated so the vaccine really would serve well (besides making a slight resistance to the virus).

Ok so this really isn't the best example of the governent's stupidity, but it does frustrate me. It really is just an extension of my belief that know one who wants to be in charge of something should ever be allowed in charge. We don't want any more Hitlers, or Napoleons, so we should just drag the nearest reasonably intelligent person to the podium and threaten to shoot them if they don't lead.

So that leads me to this weeks question. Who should be made Prime Minister of Australia. We will consider each suggestion equally and if at the end of the week I will announce who should be in charge of Australia. Don't vote for yourself and if you do a paddy wagon will be sent on route to your house.

So let's see who should be in charge of this country. I vote for Flick as it would be hilarious.

So until next time.

Hamsters are evil and they used to run the Soviet Union.

Goodbye

Vampire Academy

Yes once again it is time for the Chronicles of Doom and this time I want to write about one of my favourite pieces of Vampire literature. The Vampire Academy series.

Before you continue reading you should probably know that this will contain spoilers mostly for Shadow Kiss, so if you don't which to read these stop reading.

Ok so first thing is first 'Blood Promise' will be coming out (according to Richelle Mead's website) on the 31st of August. I am going to try and read the rest of the series so that it lines up perfectly with the release date. I must find out what happen to Dimitri.

I used to like the Strigoi until they turned him into one and I basically cried at that point. Rose should have been with him for the rest of her life, but now they can't. It is incredibly sad. And yes I am a sap.

2nd thing is that they might be making a Vampire Academy movie.

Yes it would be the greatest possible thing ever, but if they mess it up, they are going to be meet Mr Bat. Dracula I mean. In fact if they don't make it they will also be meeting Mr Bat again. Insert vampire pun here.

3rd thing is I have found an online quiz that tells you which VA character you are. If you haven't read them all don't do it because the comments contain spoilers and for some of the questions it is better after reading the whole series. I'm Christian so all hail Fire magic. The results for everyone who takes the quiz is at the top of the page. By the looks of things it is mostly girls who take the quiz.

It is at this site http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/34HuqMg/Wich-Vampire-Academy-Charecter-Are-You?view_quiz=1

Ok so after (if) you take this quiz please comment on who you are. Also if you like the quiz send it to your friends and get them to comment. I need to know who is who.

Ok so until next time

Destroy All Humans!

Goodbye

P.S. I am sorry for the Mr Bat joke. Everyone knows Dracula can only do that because he uses showy gypsy tricks. Most vampires do not change into bats; that is only a stereotype.

Alfred Hitchcock's Evil Plan

Hello once again mortals and during the time I have between now and Supernatural I am going to argue about horror movies.

This weekend I watched the 'The Blair Witch Project' and I was a little bit dissapointed. Don't get me wrong the movie was great and original, however the ending left a lot to be desired. All I wanted to do is to see what actually killed them, but the filmakers decided to show them falling over while the camera was still rolling (or frozen I couldn't tell). Is it too much to ask for me to see what actually killed them, we assume it is a witch but we really don't know. But that is not really my problem.

My problem is that horror movies have exhausted anything really good and are now just stopping people from doing anything interesting by making it scary. 'The Blair Witch Project' suggests that you shouldn't go camping because some supernatural, very vaguely and never seen monster will kill you. 'Psycho' suggests that if you go to a hotel/motel you will be attacked by a cross-dressing, multiple personality psychpath. With 'Jaws' you will be attacked by a shark if you go swimming. With 'Dracula' it suggests dark castles are scary and full of vampires. And with most other movies don't go into haunted houses.

So can you see the brillance behind their scheme. They are trying to make us stay at home by making everything outside or even other homes seem dangerous. This way people will have to watch more movies because while inside they will have nothing else to do. 'The Happening' goes so far as to suggest that a gust of wind will make you commit suicide. Quite clearly their scheme is brilliant, however it could end society as we know it, but you can stand up.

Instead of watching some horror movie of even a Sci fi movie watch a romance, or a kids movie. This way you are standing up for humantity's right to do something interesting. Save the world people.

So until next time 'All Hail The Crimson King' and goodnight.

P.S. Alfred Hitchcock must be behind it. That conniving devil.

Beginnings

Why hello there mortals who have stumbled upon my blog.
As you are probably aware my name is Jake and I have a rather strange view of the world. Because of this I have decided to open the blog known as "The Chronicles of Doom" as to show everyone else the strange things I notice about this world and humanity.

Todays topic is *ding* how on Earth as Humanity survived this long.
My whole argument stems from the belief that humanity does not appear to be intelligent enough to survive. For instance the debate over whether or not Global Warming is man-made is raging yet there doesn't appear to be anyone who is actually doing anything to prevent the damage. What we should be doing is preparing for the worst as well as trying to stop it. However I don't think there is anyone who could do something about it who would read this post so I will give up on it.

So that is why we can't handle complex issues, so how about simple ones such as 'TALKING TO SOMEONE". This comes from the fact that a friend of mine who will remain nameless doesn't sit next to anyone in Maths. His good friends sit at a two seater table while he sits alone at the wall where there is a corridor between them. However behind them is there is a girl who sits by herself. They are friends and so why doesn't he walk back 2 extra steps to sit next to her and have someone to talk to. However he is to lazy to do this and no he doesn't like her so don't use that as an excuse for him.

So he can basically assume from these 2 examples that humanity can't do the complicated stuff or the simple stuff so I say "HOW THE HELL AS HUMANITY SURVIVED".

I am likely to get some form of comment from this but I must warn you I am unlikely to change my views.

So until next time ponder my question.

Adious amigos.

P.S. This is probably not how you spell either of those words.

P.P.S. If you know me you can probably determine who I am talking about.