Alfred Hitchcock's Evil Plan

Hello once again mortals and during the time I have between now and Supernatural I am going to argue about horror movies.

This weekend I watched the 'The Blair Witch Project' and I was a little bit dissapointed. Don't get me wrong the movie was great and original, however the ending left a lot to be desired. All I wanted to do is to see what actually killed them, but the filmakers decided to show them falling over while the camera was still rolling (or frozen I couldn't tell). Is it too much to ask for me to see what actually killed them, we assume it is a witch but we really don't know. But that is not really my problem.

My problem is that horror movies have exhausted anything really good and are now just stopping people from doing anything interesting by making it scary. 'The Blair Witch Project' suggests that you shouldn't go camping because some supernatural, very vaguely and never seen monster will kill you. 'Psycho' suggests that if you go to a hotel/motel you will be attacked by a cross-dressing, multiple personality psychpath. With 'Jaws' you will be attacked by a shark if you go swimming. With 'Dracula' it suggests dark castles are scary and full of vampires. And with most other movies don't go into haunted houses.

So can you see the brillance behind their scheme. They are trying to make us stay at home by making everything outside or even other homes seem dangerous. This way people will have to watch more movies because while inside they will have nothing else to do. 'The Happening' goes so far as to suggest that a gust of wind will make you commit suicide. Quite clearly their scheme is brilliant, however it could end society as we know it, but you can stand up.

Instead of watching some horror movie of even a Sci fi movie watch a romance, or a kids movie. This way you are standing up for humantity's right to do something interesting. Save the world people.

So until next time 'All Hail The Crimson King' and goodnight.

P.S. Alfred Hitchcock must be behind it. That conniving devil.