This Post Needs to be Longer

And I'm back. Yes that is right mortals I am back on my quest of evil blog writing. It is amazingly pointless just like always and almost no actual points from my life are on it.

Now I hope you all like my blog from last week. However judging from the lack of comments you didn't.

Ok where to start this week. Well there is almost nothing except I am currently trying to make an ordered list of the most important to the least important people in my life. I am 2nd from the top. A few of you should be able to guess who is at the top. It is funny though because Emily won't be able to guess. And no one tell her. Or else.

Ok so what else to talk about. Oh yes. I want to know what are the best (and by this I mean the worst) pick-up lines of all time. So far all I have is:

"Hey baby. If looks could kill, you would be a oozy."

So I which to know what you can find/ come up with. They don't have to be hilarious, only incredibly stupid.

Another thing. Can other people please start commenting on Amy's blog. Seriously. Every week I am the only one who comments. And don't pretend you don't know where it is because half of you are already following it. For any of you who don't it is 'Diaries of Satan's Girl' on the top of my blogs that I follow list.

Ok so I think that is it. I don't know if there is anyone else to write about so I'm sorry for the lack of length of this blog.

So until next time

'Lawyers. Don't you people sleep during the day?'

Goodbye

P.S. The hamster is attempting to summon the hamster god to bring about the Hamsterok. Stop feeding it.

The Twilight Doom

Now it is time for all you mortals to enter the strange sub-stream of conciseness that lives outside time and space, yet all the while existing directly in plain sight. You are about to read the Chronicles of Doom.

In tonight's blog post we come across a curious specimen. A tale of absolutely apocalyptic proportions and quasi uber science that defies the mind and logic yet making perfect sense to anyone who has too much time on their hands. Some people are looking in the dark. But what they might find in their is beyond reasoning.

OK enough of the really pointless introduction (for those of you who didn't understand that, it was a Twilight Zone reference). Welcome back to the Chronicles of Doom in the last week since I made an incredibly random party for Emily's induction into this most evil blog (a present will be on the way but don't expect to get it as the cursed monkeys don't understand the concept of addresses) we have a new inductee.

Now I could have made a carbon copy of last weeks induction, however that would be boring and no one wants that. So this week we have put the name of the new person on the block in the form of an Indiana Jones style adventure. That name however can not be used for copyright reasons so please welcome Iowa James. Can he get us the information we need. Probably not but let's find out anyway.

*Iowa enters the cave*

*Walking forward he is attacked by spiders that cling to his clothing (ha ha; he suffers from arachnophobia)*

*Entering the chamber Iowa exchanges the envelope for a copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula that he happens to be carrying (no one will miss it)*

*With no traps being activated he casually heads back only to have a huge boulder chase him*

*Running away he trips and the boulder runs over and kills him*

Oh. That was....... disappointing. Ah screw it. Amy is the new blog member. Yes that's right she has joined such prestigious individuals as....

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I've got nothing.

Ok enough of the really pointless things I have been talking about. Now for proper info about nothing. Today I finally actually performed the experiment for the science assignment. It was about time to seeing as the assignment is due in a week and a bit from now. Mine took me about 20 minutes so it was rather easy. I wouldn't want to do one that took several weeks to do because that would be incredibly annoying.

So how was your weekends. Mine was uneventful as usual, mostly watching movies, playing games and doing homework. I really need some friends from school to live near me. Honestly it would be very helpful.

Ok so if you haven't gone insane from reading my blog I salute you. So until next time.

"Exterminate"

That was the hamster. He just killed some monkeys. Feed the hamster before he shoots you with the laser. He may be cute but don't underestimate him.

Ok so goodbye

Oh yes and if you were wandering about those people in the dark and what happened to them. Well they wandered into the slavering jaws of a lurking grue. It just goes to show, if it's pitch black you might be eaten by a grue. But only in the Twilight Doom.

This is just a quick announcement. Emily Burton won the comp. That is all I what to say so bye.

1 Day to Go

Hello mortals there is only one day to go until we find out who the Prime Minister should be. Yes we are all very excited, because I am slightly more interested in this than an actual election. So far (for all of you who can't be bothered reading the previous comments) the score is:

• Solo Guy: 1
• Emily Burton: 2

Because I can't vote the scores are like this. Otherwise it would be a draw. No offense Emily but you haven't met Solo Guy. He kills peoples with awesome. He walks into a room and half the people die of awesome radiation with the others mutating into a slightly more awesome beings by being there. He is that cool.

OK so before the fatal day comes please get others to vote too. This is actually more a message for Chris, but I want as many votes as possible during this election.

The last note for today is that I would like to welcome a new follower to the Chronicles of Doom. Here I have an envelope with the name of the person in it, so read on to find the answer to the question of who it is (or you could look at the followers and do the math. It's not that hard. Come on, I dare you).

OK for those who didn't which to risk it (or are just lazy),

Drum role please

*drum role and I open envelope*

Miss Emily Burton come on down,

*Cue, 'The Price is Right' theme music*

Yes that is right. Emily Burton is now a follower of the Chronicles of Doom and from everyone here at the Chronicles of Doom (I have a whole room full of monkeys coming up with things to put in here (which is probably why it is so bad), which is also probably a waste of money considering there are only 3 followers) we would like to wish you a warm welcome.

OK so the last last note. Does anyone else think that by adding '...of Doom' to the end of something, it either makes it sound threatening or really cheesy. Send me your thoughts.

OK the last last last thing does anyone else hate Australian Idol, but love watching the auditions. Please comment.

OK last last last last thought. Nothing just teasing.

OK so until hell freezes over (this will happen when Emily becomes who should be Prime Minister (sorry Emily))

Goodbye

P.S. It is pitch black. You may be eaten by a grue.

Shame

I am ashamed. Yes that is right mortals you should all feel very ashamed of yourselves. After one week there has only been 3 votes for the Prime Minister and one of them isn't even real. So now we have to commence the nextstage of the competition .

You can vote for either:

• Solo Guy

Or

• Emily Burton

So you must cast your votes now, otherwise there will be chaos. So if you could get your friends to vote, we will find out the Prime Minister (I know that by saying this I am signing my own death warrant).

Ok so until next time

All praise Solo Guy!