The Twilight Doom

Now it is time for all you mortals to enter the strange sub-stream of conciseness that lives outside time and space, yet all the while existing directly in plain sight. You are about to read the Chronicles of Doom.

In tonight's blog post we come across a curious specimen. A tale of absolutely apocalyptic proportions and quasi uber science that defies the mind and logic yet making perfect sense to anyone who has too much time on their hands. Some people are looking in the dark. But what they might find in their is beyond reasoning.

OK enough of the really pointless introduction (for those of you who didn't understand that, it was a Twilight Zone reference). Welcome back to the Chronicles of Doom in the last week since I made an incredibly random party for Emily's induction into this most evil blog (a present will be on the way but don't expect to get it as the cursed monkeys don't understand the concept of addresses) we have a new inductee.

Now I could have made a carbon copy of last weeks induction, however that would be boring and no one wants that. So this week we have put the name of the new person on the block in the form of an Indiana Jones style adventure. That name however can not be used for copyright reasons so please welcome Iowa James. Can he get us the information we need. Probably not but let's find out anyway.

*Iowa enters the cave*

*Walking forward he is attacked by spiders that cling to his clothing (ha ha; he suffers from arachnophobia)*

*Entering the chamber Iowa exchanges the envelope for a copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula that he happens to be carrying (no one will miss it)*

*With no traps being activated he casually heads back only to have a huge boulder chase him*

*Running away he trips and the boulder runs over and kills him*

Oh. That was....... disappointing. Ah screw it. Amy is the new blog member. Yes that's right she has joined such prestigious individuals as....

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I've got nothing.

Ok enough of the really pointless things I have been talking about. Now for proper info about nothing. Today I finally actually performed the experiment for the science assignment. It was about time to seeing as the assignment is due in a week and a bit from now. Mine took me about 20 minutes so it was rather easy. I wouldn't want to do one that took several weeks to do because that would be incredibly annoying.

So how was your weekends. Mine was uneventful as usual, mostly watching movies, playing games and doing homework. I really need some friends from school to live near me. Honestly it would be very helpful.

Ok so if you haven't gone insane from reading my blog I salute you. So until next time.

"Exterminate"

That was the hamster. He just killed some monkeys. Feed the hamster before he shoots you with the laser. He may be cute but don't underestimate him.

Ok so goodbye

Oh yes and if you were wandering about those people in the dark and what happened to them. Well they wandered into the slavering jaws of a lurking grue. It just goes to show, if it's pitch black you might be eaten by a grue. But only in the Twilight Doom.