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Sunday, August 9, 2009

1 Day to Go

Hello mortals there is only one day to go until we find out who the Prime Minister should be. Yes we are all very excited, because I am slightly more interested in this than an actual election. So far (for all of you who can't be bothered reading the previous comments) the score is:
  • Solo Guy: 1
  • Emily Burton: 2

Because I can't vote the scores are like this. Otherwise it would be a draw. No offense Emily but you haven't met Solo Guy. He kills peoples with awesome. He walks into a room and half the people die of awesome radiation with the others mutating into a slightly more awesome beings by being there. He is that cool.

OK so before the fatal day comes please get others to vote too. This is actually more a message for Chris, but I want as many votes as possible during this election.

The last note for today is that I would like to welcome a new follower to the Chronicles of Doom. Here I have an envelope with the name of the person in it, so read on to find the answer to the question of who it is (or you could look at the followers and do the math. It's not that hard. Come on, I dare you).

OK for those who didn't which to risk it (or are just lazy),

Drum role please

*drum role and I open envelope*

Miss Emily Burton come on down,

*Cue, 'The Price is Right' theme music*

Yes that is right. Emily Burton is now a follower of the Chronicles of Doom and from everyone here at the Chronicles of Doom (I have a whole room full of monkeys coming up with things to put in here (which is probably why it is so bad), which is also probably a waste of money considering there are only 3 followers) we would like to wish you a warm welcome.

OK so the last last note. Does anyone else think that by adding '...of Doom' to the end of something, it either makes it sound threatening or really cheesy. Send me your thoughts.

OK the last last last thing does anyone else hate Australian Idol, but love watching the auditions. Please comment.

OK last last last last thought. Nothing just teasing.

OK so until hell freezes over (this will happen when Emily becomes who should be Prime Minister (sorry Emily))

Goodbye

P.S. It is pitch black. You may be eaten by a grue.

2 comments:

  1. I voted already. And grue-related deaths are at an all-time high! It's a serious problem!

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  2. Haha. Well thanks for the umm ... welcome? And just so you know, I won because I'm just that awesome. And just to burn Chris ... meeting Solo Guy didn't make him any better.

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